My name is Tim. I write this shit. I live in Boothwyn, PA, which is a suburb of Philadelphia. I don't say "yo" all the time, but I do eat cheesesteaks. Well, not anymore, but I did. Here are 17 things about me, because if I tried to do 50, I'd run out of things and start making up stuff.

1. I am married.
2. I was born January 4th, 1967.
3. Yes, that means I'm a Capricorn, which is the sign of the goat, and is an earth sign, and a bunch of other shit that anyone who believes in this stuff ought to be ashamed to know.
4. My full name is an anagram for MYTHIC WELL TOOL. Figure out my last name, and you win a restraining order.
5. I was born in New Hartford, NY, which is a suburb of Utica, NY. How lame must a suburb be to be a suburb of Utica?
6. It's Monday.
7. That last one wasn't about me per se, aside from the fact that I am alive, and it's Monday.
8. See? I'm already running out of stuff.
9. I played baseball in high school. I love baseball. I've been known to consort with baseball in seedy dives downtown, and wind up drunk on the street after all night lovemaking sessions with baseball.
10. I have brown eyes. My wife says they are hazel, but she is delusional, God love her.
11. I work for a global oil concern, which makes me a pariah on several fronts, which I kind of like. And the money is good.
12. What's the deal with Dick Cheney? Can he come out now? I bet he's been dead for weeks, and they are using doubles on the Sunday yack shows.
13. Once again, not necessarily about me, unless I am a double for Dick Cheney. I'm not saying one way or the other.
14. I have no children, that I know of, HAHAHAHAHA! (as if other women would so much as look at me).
15. I am a New England Patriots fan. Go PATS! WOOO-HOOO! Super Bowl Champs 2001!!!
16. I still can't believe they won that game.
17. I write a web log. The about page is here. But you knew that. Why did you just click that?