Thursday, January 09, 2003

NOT IN THE MOOD TODAY

Sorry, folks. No lame attempt at humor today. A work acquaintance of mine died yesterday on the US Airways Express plane that crashed in Charlotte. He was the guy I wrote this about.

So, say a prayer for his wife and two little kids, if you're into that sort of thing.

Mike, you will be missed.

Wednesday, January 08, 2003

CONGRATULATIONS!

Anna Nicole Smith topped Mr. Blackwell's 43rd annual Worst Dressed List for 2002.

In related news, Mr. Blackwell topped the list for Most Irrelevant Self-Important Washed-Up Has-Been/Never-Was for the 43rd straight year.

Tuesday, January 07, 2003

AL-KITTY

It turns out the recent FBI terrorism warning about five foreigners entering the country illegally was a hoax.

However, the FBI has issued a new terrorism warning based on information gained from another informant about two other foreigners who have entered the country several years ago. They've released a photo of the suspects.

The FBI says the suspects are experts in using biological agents and psychological warfare methods, and should be considered dangerous.
TIM MILLIONAIRE

Sorry, I've been gone a few days. I went out to LA for a modeling shoot. I thought it went pretty well. I just got the photos e-mailed to me.

I was a little cold here. That's why my arms are crossed, and um, it isn't so big.

I felt pretty comfortable in this one. Jeez, I must have been thinking about Karen Grassle NUDE! there.

This was me doing my sundial imitation.

I'm hoping for my own TV show out of this, if not on FOX then maybe on that PrideVision channel up in Canada.