Thursday, February 06, 2003

GIVE ME SOME MONEY

Oh, yeah, also, it's pledge week at not one, but two public radio stations here in Philly.

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What do you think, network bandwidth is free? Pony up some dough, you ingrates! This is some high quality, well, not exactly comedy, but somewhat amusing observational, well, not quite humor, but, oh, whatever. PayPal will be fine.
QUICK ETHICAL QUESTION

Ok, which of these two kinds of people is slathered with more K-Y jelly on the express slide down to Hell?

a. Someone who would sell Space Shuttle Columbia debris on e-Bay

or

b. Someone who would buy Space Shuttle Columbia debris on e-Bay?

Please discuss and get back to me.

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

STILL TIED UP, BUT NOT LIKE THAT CHICK ON "JOE MILLIONAIRE"

I'm all better now after the illness I contracted during training class. Ok, it wasn't an illness, it was a cold, but it could have been an illness if it had applied itself. Right now, I'm waiting for some guy from Seattle to show up and install some software. While I'm waiting, I'm trying to check out a video from Tatu, a teen singing group in the UK which has been banned from "Top Of The Pops" for being "pedo-pop". You know, when I hear about censorship in any form, I simply need to investigate for myself to determine the important relevant issues, and this case is certainly no exception. In fact, this is whatever the opposite of an exception is.

Ok, I saw it. Imagine Britney Spears, circa "Hit Me Baby One Time" only not as old looking, with a female friend of the same age, making out in the rain in some sort of open air prison cell. Um, has R. Kelly seen this? I wouldn't let him watch it if I were the authorities. I mean, even I think this should be banned. Yeesh.