IT'S OFFICIAL: I SUCK!

Well, the votes are in, and by a 2 to 1 margin, you hate me!



I'd like to thank my mother, for raising me to be such a putz, and the two people who voted for me, or rather against me.

And for the person who voted for me...what's your problem? Can't you recognize putrescence when you see it?

FOR HIS MANY FANS

It's...SIMON COWELL NUDE!





Yeah, I know, I've done this joke twice before. I'm busy, OK?

DON'T WORRY, BEE HAPPY

Hey, everybody! It's St. Modomnoc's Day! That's right. I'm sure you know the whole story, but I'll tell it anyway. St. Modomnoc was an Irish bishop and a disciple of St. David of Wales. Sometimes called Domnoc or Dominic, he was a member of the royal Irish family of O’Neil and ended his years as a hermit at Tibraghny in Kilkenny. When Modomnoc returned to Wales after studying with St. David, swarms of bees left Scotland to follow him, thus supposedly being introduced to Ireland.

So, get out there and buy some honey! Or, you know, visit a bee hive. Or whatever. Or you can follow the "swarm" tomorrow and succumb to the pressure of the greeting card, floral, and chocolate industry. And did you realize that St. Valentine's actual feast day is January 7th? What's up with that?